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future emmy winner thundercracker ([personal profile] screenplays) wrote2014-04-09 09:41 pm

ic contact

"Whatever it is, I don't care."
text | voice mail | call
paintjobs: you can go fuck yourself. medically speaking. (h: well in my professional opinion)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-07-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Not anywhere you'll be able to get easily, unfortunately, so it works better as a temporary solution. But I can stow the excess there and bring you what you need for now.
paintjobs: we have a brand new space bridge! (and behind THIS door)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-07-16 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I can make about two cubes per week. [ a severe underestimation, but Thundercrack doesn't need to know that ] Good thing most of us were trapped in human form. In the meantime, how many do you want now?
paintjobs: (back that aft up)

oops sorry i renamed him 'thundercrack'

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-07-19 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. I'll have those out to you later today.
paintjobs: why else would he have the lil soulpatch (h: perfecting the douchebag look)

if ko ever gets into making designer drugs he'll name one of them that

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-07-21 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's about two hours later that Knock Out starts for Thundercracker's place. The car he pulls up in is in much better shape than the last time he arrived here — he's gotten it an upgrade to look almost exactly like his dearly-missed alt mode, actually. Now it's finally something he can be proud of, and oh, he is proud of it, which shows in the way he pays more attention to his car than to Thundercracker or the warehouse, as he steps out of it. ]

Delivery for a fighter jet!
paintjobs: ingratiates like knock out (h: noooo oooone smarms like knock out)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-07-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I couldn't exactly drive with them in my lap, now could I?

[ He swings around to the back of the car, pops open the trunk — and there they are, 3 carefully nestled energon cubes. They're pretty large on a human, so he has to lift them up to offer them out one at a time, and he goes for the first to do just that. ]
paintjobs: (h: buwuh)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-07-31 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Knock Out blinks, looking genuinely caught off guard. Of all the complaints he'd anticipated (he has no idea how the taste is, after all), this was definitely not one. ]

Of course they are. They're blue, like energon. What were you expecting?
paintjobs: but it's PAPER. what is WRONG WITH SKIN (h: wait you can actually get papercuts)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-08-05 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
What? [ He blinks again, then frowns. ] No it isn't. It's blue -- it looks exactly like this.

[ Dammit, appreciate his hard work. ]
paintjobs: how many memes can i cram into these keywords (h: bitching intensifies)

good thing we did this in ic contact

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-08-13 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He scowls. ]

Fine, then energon looks different in your world, for some reason. Try it, you'll find it functions in exactly the same way.

[ Hopefully. God that will be embarrassing if he's wrong. What if their systems are different for some reason? ]
paintjobs: how many memes can i cram into these keywords (h: bitching intensifies)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-08-13 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's energon! [ did you think this scowl was as dark as it was going to get? because it darkens. ] It's synthetic energon, but energon all the same. And it did perfectly well in my test engine, I'll have you know. Taste might be a little off, but can you really complain if it does the job?
paintjobs: you can go fuck yourself. medically speaking. (h: well in my professional opinion)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-08-31 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ He grits his teeth, annoyed, but isn't willing to pursue what's shaping up to be a circular argument. He'll be the bigger bot here. ]

You'll find it perfectly serviceable, I feel certain. Now, as long as I'm out here, is there anything else you'd need from me?